On his debut album, Moore (head writer and performer on the IFC show The Whitest Kids U'Know uses his signature comedic stylings to explain the perils of child pop stardom and uncover the pope's money-making potential. Utilizing genres from rap to metal and country to dub-step, Moore proves that the founding fathers were on drugs and laments the language barriers of being a bear.
Conventional wisdom may consider Tom Hanks the nicest guy in Hollywood, but Moore brings new evidence to the conversation in his exposé 'Tom Hanks Is An Asshole.' Other tracks include 'Time For Guillotines,' 'What About Mouthwash' and the title track 'Drunk Texts To Myself' featuring Reggie Watts.